I never thought in a million years that I would see an adult ask a kid for dating advice!
Recently, singer and reality star K. Michelle visited a 6-year-old preacher by the name of Mir Mir and asked him for relationship guidance and little dude broke it all the way down for the “Can’t Raise A Man” singer. He was quick to tell her that she has to stay away from basketball players and to quit cussing her men out. LOL!
With his southern preacher’s accent locked down, Mir Mir took it straight to the church pulpit, offering the singer reassurance that she will find a man:
Tears gon’ run down your eyes. You gon’ fold when you see that man walking down the aisle, get on his knees, ‘Will you please marry me?’ He gon’ get back up. Y’all gon’ kiss. The ring gon’ be on ya marriage finger. Then we gon’ say, ‘Hallelujah! Thank you, Jesus!’ The Lord is blessing you right now! Not tomorrow, but right now! Everything is about right now!
Moments later, the kid preacher broke into a praise dance before leaving her with this golden nugget of advice:
God is the one that is making the man. You gon’ get a man. One time you gon’ get a man. You ain’t gotta raise him. His mother’s gon’ raise him.
He better go ‘head and preach that gospel!
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