£340,000-a-week! That will make Falcao the highest paid player in British history

That is the whopping salary Falcao will be taking home each week. Sorry, but this has gone too far. 
Manchester United are panicking big style here, and look exceptionally top heavy. Supporters must be hoping the club are ready to announce he and Daley Blind at the same time because - as it stands - they are pretty light on defensive options.